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Post by RIMYCHU ♥ on Jul 4, 2012 14:03:44 GMT -5
Hey, hey -- know how we all kept making those mean girl / surprise event jokes? Post any that you think up in here~
even if it's too soon, it's too hilarious.
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Post by kiwii ღ on Jul 4, 2012 14:07:42 GMT -5
stella, avian, get in here-
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stella!
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Post by stella! on Jul 4, 2012 14:14:31 GMT -5
DID SOMEONE SAY MEAN GIRLS!?
'SO YOU GOT THE CRAZY BITCHES. THE NON-FIGHTERS. BURN OUTS. THE SARCASTIC ASSHOLES. MUSIC CLUB. THE LITTLE KIDS. REJECTS. MOTHER SENSES. THE DEAD PEOPLE AND the best hostages you will ever meet and the worse captors.
thats hiro george. some say he took enough ammo to kill an entire class. thats why his hair is so big, it’s full of bullets.
i hear he deals guns. in japan
hiro! one time he shot me in the chest! it was awesome!
one time he met rachel mcadams on a plane and she told him he was pretty!
i hear his hair is insured for more then these ouran kids are going to pay
i hear he has a revolver and a machine gun’
'nice gun, where did you get it? that's the worst effing gun i've ever seen'
“You can’t shoot Haru. Haru is Hiro’s ex-victim. You can’t just go shooting other people’s victims. I mean, ex-victims are just OFF LIMITS to shooters. That’s just like, the rules of shooting!”
‘Hiro. You’re using a rifle. It’s Monday.’
‘GET IN LOSER WE’RE TAKING HOSTAGES’
‘Hideki was just as smart as Caesar. And Hideki was just as pretty as Caesar. So why don’t they just SHOOT CAESAR.’
“I’M ON AN ALL-SHOOTING SPREE. I WANNA GET RID OF THREE KIDS.”
“HIRO IS FLAWLESS, HIS FAVORITE MOVIE IS THE GODFATHER”
'FOUR FOR YOU CLEAR RAMSEY! YOU GO CLEAR RAMSEY! and none for you hideki ...'
If only you knew how mean Hiro really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to use silenced rounds, right? Yeah! Two years ago se told me silenced rounds were *his* thing and I wasn't allowed to shoot them anymore. And then for Tanabata my parents got this set of really expensive white silenced rounds and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. '
'i don't hate you because you got shot. you got shot because i hate you'
"don't comfort clear, because you will get shot and die!"
"but you must protect clear. or yanmei will find you. and you will die"
'Haru, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got shot at the hostage situation. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.'
"if you were in group seven with hiro, why didn't you get shot?" "oh my god logan you can't just ask people why they didn't get shot."
'There's a 30% chance that there's already killing!'
Marion: 'My boobs can tell when people are dying. Well, after they're dead. I think I have ESPN or something.'
because hideki and tadao are so the janice and damien of this situation
'AND I'M SORRY HIRO THAT I WANTED TO TACKLE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG HOSTAGY CRUSH ON YOU'
'you know who's looking kidnappable tonight, ren dasoku' 'but akiko he's your hostage' 'what? he's a good magician'
'hiro. you have a riffle. it's a monday' 'so?' 'YOU CAN'T TAKE HOSTAGES WITH US!' 'you wouldn't let me take hostages when i didn't have one' 'BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SHOOT FOR SHIT'
"if you were a hostage by hiro, why are you still alive?"
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Post by VINCENZO AUDITORE on Jul 4, 2012 14:23:27 GMT -5
'And evil takes a human form in Hiro. Don't be fooled because he may seem like your typical selfish, child-shooting shit-faced yakuza, but in reality, he's so much more than that. '
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Post by VINCENZO AUDITORE on Jul 4, 2012 14:29:01 GMT -5
'Ma'am, do you have this hostage the next grade up?'
'Sorry, we only carry years one, two, and three. You could try St. Lobelia's.'
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Post by VINCENZO AUDITORE on Jul 4, 2012 14:32:06 GMT -5
Did you have an awesome time? Did you have awesome shooters, play some awesome snake, and then just sit around and soak up each others bloody awesomeness?
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Post by VINCENZO AUDITORE on Jul 4, 2012 14:33:18 GMT -5
Your face smells like Kimiko!
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Post by RIMYCHU ♥ on Jul 4, 2012 14:34:45 GMT -5
Did you have an awesome time? Did you have awesome shooters, play some awesome snake, and then just sit around and soak up each others bloody awesomeness? too soon bro. toooo sooon.
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Post by VINCENZO AUDITORE on Jul 4, 2012 14:40:01 GMT -5
'Hiro said he'll talk to Haru. And now he is. How can Hideki hate him? He's such a good... SHOT!'
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Post by VINCENZO AUDITORE on Jul 4, 2012 14:44:51 GMT -5
Fionn: 'Hell, no. I did *not* leave Ireland for this!'
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Post by VINCENZO AUDITORE on Jul 4, 2012 14:46:27 GMT -5
'Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bullet, so that's not good.'
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Post by stella! on Jul 4, 2012 15:21:13 GMT -5
Did you have an awesome time? Did you have awesome shooters, play some awesome snake, and then just sit around and soak up each others bloody awesomeness? too soon bro. toooo sooon. THATS RYUJI'S GAME OF SNAKE ASDFGH ILU DUDE
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Post by stella! on Jul 4, 2012 15:23:27 GMT -5
'this is tadao. he's too gay to function'
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Post by stella! on Jul 4, 2012 15:25:32 GMT -5
'you can't join the yakzua clear, it's social suicide'
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stella!
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Post by stella! on Jul 4, 2012 15:26:34 GMT -5
'maybe hiro feels weird around me because i know about that time he killed a hostage ... PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!'
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