stella and kiwii's happy au funtime!

[stella!]

lololol kiwii and i came up with this ... so basically our interpretation of what would happen if most fye characters turned into their opposites! plz don't be offended, it's just a joke. note!! read it in this guy's voice

so basically clear is evil and hates her father because he's always baking cookies and she HATES cookies! and he's too fucking womanly to hang round with! so in reality hideki and tadao our current queen and princess of the ukes is replaced by raiden and eli who are the biggest sissys in town. then all the tsun's suddenly turn into marion, and meanwhile marion is becoming a nun! at the same time naoto renounces alcohol and becomes hideki and hideki becomes naoto. shuuichi however is still the outcast of the nakamura family, why? BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CHEATS! hell yeah! granddaddy nakamura is disappointed because being faithful is the only way to be and shuuichi is one big fucking disappointment. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE SEX AFTER YOU GET MARRIED IF YOUR A NAKAMURA MORON! this now makes chase the golden child, because he's now a stuttery virgin. how has hideki escaped granddaddy nakamura's wrath ... it's not cheating because technically he's not dating. truth.

meanwhile kotori is writing a book on how much she loves everyone and the a/v club has become the plastics with nevi george roaming the halls of ouran high, who did what his dad told him to unlike arwen okamura who told her mum to fuck off. meanwhile guess who's favorite delinquents are roaming the halls too! that's right it's rin sanada and ryuji chikanatsu (who no longer has a stupid haircut!)! rin now following in her big bro's footsteps since he is now a yakuza! along with lucien and the police, eli and ren! and GUESS WHAT! THEY ACTUALLY GET SHIT DONE! YAY! and now they are chasing yuuhei who is responsible for all the crime! well that's good because logan hates superheroes now and went to the batman movie just to boo it! :O anyway there was a big shock in the tsukami house (who have blue hair just to clarify! ramsey's have red, the sanada's have green and the nakamura's now are purple heads) VITRUE LIKES SIN BUT SIN DOESN'T LIKE VIRTUE. YOITE AND MIYUKI DON'T GET ALONG BUT NAOTO AND REITA DO!

anyway back to sin! guess who's cassonova now ladies~? WELL TO BAD BECAUSE HE'S NOW DEEPLY RELIGIOUS SO NOPE! he now gets bullied by our resident devil hostess who shot a totoro plush in front of him! that's right! ady now chases sin with none romantic intent but sin refuses! DENIED! (so hideki got his harem) sin then gets reminded he'd be the most boring person to have sex with ever and that his face is a turn off! YAY! he's no on the disciplinary committee with mav, who isn't romantic at all! but that didn't stop miss kagome who was very forward about her intentions for him! toshiko then developed a serious nut allergy, and vivien suddenly became king of the school, and amu got knocked down to bottom of the social heap ;3; #sadface

MEANWHILE riko was on birthcontrol and never had a child (and if she did she'd totally be a lesbian mother) with junta who threw his last computer out of a three story building because he hated it that much and went back to being in the kitchen and making riko a sammich!! :3 then eli and astrid got in an argument over what colour hair was better, blue (astrid) or red (eli). eli and raiden then came out as being openly homosexual and the bar became a gay bar! however despite this eli and yanmei were still set to get married, but turns out astrid and yanmei are both fiercely protective over him so they got in a fight! ooh! then ren came back and was disgusted with eli and logan's yaoi relationship (something which aya now hates because she hates yaoi and yuri >I) then desiree became a whore, and started dating viv who was no longer into classy ladies. then it turns out raiden now has an addiction to pocky and yuu is addicted to cigarettes! and then the couch left logan for a barstool!

meanwhile back at school, kitty was chasing ryu because ryu is a total tsu! then youta (the principle) held a meeting in the school hall (more the batcave since he had the school knocked down to build a bigger one) and asked who has been personally victimized by nevi. casually everyone put their hand up whilst nevi hid his burn book. then the cheerleaders (basketball team) came out being coached by eli, who was actually being nice to them! then hinata stumbled into the hall drunk because naoto the shorty rejected her earlier and he sat in there with his bat. then azusa crawled in because we all know he's the party animal of the tsukami's and proceeded to chat up delaine who gave him the cold shoulder. toshiko then stood up and announced that she HATED WOMEN! then someone noticed that lilith and marion weren't there (since their so quiet they were easy to miss) turns out, they were outside making daisy chain crowns.

SUDDENLY YAKUZA BREAK INTO THE SCHOOL AND ANNOUNCE THEY ARE HOLDING THE SCHOOL HOSTAGE. stupid really because they are all commoners and clearly have no money, apart from kitty, riko and kotori who are loaded but got kicked out of private school. a guy named katsu then announced that satan was gonna help him win, when nino stood up and told him talking to satan was bad! satoru and dmitria stood there arguing and a cowardly yakuza named hiro hid behind a table so the kids took them hostage. then one of the yakuza swore and it hurt their delicate ears BECAUSE NO ONE SWEARS HERE! then kimiko and haru went on a killing spree, killed everyone and they were the only ones left alive.

THE END!

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[kiwii ღ]

totally had no idea what was going on the entire time we discussed this but LAWL i was amused so it's k.

WHERE'S THE COMMENT ABOUT NEVI AND RYU BEING HOMOPHOBIC- /shot.

[FANTASY]

jesus tap dancing christ, what have you two done?