kiwii ღ
COOL TYPE
- wide*awake
[7] devils in your house
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Post by kiwii ღ on Sept 30, 2012 16:46:03 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a pretty little tsun!princess named Toshiko, with hair that went on for freaking miles like seriously it was longer than your mum's chest hair or something idk. Then like, she had a dad, right, and his name was Shinkuto, but he just so happened to be really possessive and demanding and needy and shit and he locked her up in a big tower like some kind of sex slave or whatever you know. He also happened to think that Toshiko was a special kind of cabbage or fruit or some shit like that and since he was some sort of vegetarian he was like "no one can take you from me, k," so when the awesome prince Yoite came around and broke into the tower after hearing Toshiko singing Defying Gravity from her teeny-tiny window up top, Shinkuto was not having that shit. Like, no, not today peasant. I swear to god he was gon' kill some bitches if dat hoe came up and kidnapped his mistress long-haired cabbage child. That's how intense this shit was.
It just so happened that prince Yoite - along with everyone else in this backwards universe - was really ooc so like he apparently didn't judge people by their looks (nor did he feel the urge to name them after animals) and he liked Toshiko for what was on the inside.... which didn't consist of any brains at all but idk apparently she had quirky charm or something. So this kinda pissed Shinkuto off and when he came back to see this creepy prince guy trying to propose to his whore daughter, he was all "RAAGAGEEE NOOO YOU CAN;T TTHAT 'S MY CABBAGE CHILD BHJDFGR AAHHHHH" and he pushed him out the window. Yoite hit his eye on something and it just kinda popped out i guess and then everyone lived happily ever after because Toshiko suddenly realized she had a thing for glasses and Shinkuto was not above incest in thsi universe.
The end. (✿◡‿◡)･*:.｡. .｡.:*･ |
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stella!
WILD TYPE
lover of redheads.
lovers hold on to anything
Posts: 226
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Post by stella! on Sept 30, 2012 16:49:44 GMT -5
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Post by RIMYCHU ♥ on Sept 30, 2012 17:03:13 GMT -5
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KIWII
THIS FIC MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME |
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cee
CUTE TYPE
icon and siggy all made by me
Posts: 97
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Post by cee on Sept 30, 2012 18:51:55 GMT -5
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WOLFIE☥
WILD TYPE
it's time for war, it's time for blood, it's time for tea!
Posts: 117
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Post by WOLFIE☥ on Sept 30, 2012 19:34:25 GMT -5
Kiwii, that was wonderful. Now go write a children's book and make millions so then you can buy me stuff. K thanks bye
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Post by SNOW ♠ on Oct 8, 2012 7:38:32 GMT -5
so after stressing over homework, i take a break and just saw this...
L-LOLOLOLOL-- IDEK WHAT I JUST READ, BUT NOW I FEEL ALL BETTER AND STRESS-FREE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. THANK YOU, KIWII. |
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Post by pebble on Oct 9, 2012 5:33:24 GMT -5
/ALL THAT ANGST BALANCED OUT KTHX- |
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murk
NORMAL TYPE
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Post by murk on Oct 20, 2012 1:04:33 GMT -5
ari reading this omg- i can't- muted.
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ARI ♏
WILD TYPE
I STOLE A LOAF OF BREAAAD
Posts: 138
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Post by ARI ♏ on Oct 20, 2012 16:02:31 GMT -5
YOU KNOW YOU LOVED MY VOICE, MURK. ADMIT IT. |
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