Post by ⚘ Emery on Oct 3, 2012 14:21:56 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true] [atrb=width,430,bTable] [style=border: 2px solid #292929; height: 100px; width: 100px; border-radius: 100px; background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/i7HYj.png); opacity: 1.0;] [/style][style=border: 1px solid #0E0E0E; height: 50px; width: 50px; border-radius: 100px; background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/czA6B.png); opacity: 0.9;] [/style][style=border: 1px solid #0E0E0E; height: 50px; width: 50px; border-radius: 100px; background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/rxJwY.png); opacity: 0.9;] [/style][style=border: 1px solid #0E0E0E; height: 50px; width: 50px; border-radius: 100px; background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/N31Zl.png); opacity: 0.9;] [/style][style=border: 1px solid #0E0E0E; height: 50px; width: 50px; border-radius: 100px; background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/CSpFO.png); opacity: 0.9;] [/style]WHAT THE HELL ? - ❝ YOU'RE ON YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE STAY WITH ME. BUT HONESTLY I JUST NEED TO BE A LITTLE CRAZY, ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOOD, BUT NOW I'M THINKING WHAT THE HELL? ALL I WANT IS TO MESS AROUND AND I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT – ❞ [STYLE=background-color: #F8F8F8; padding: 13px; padding-top: 52px; font-family: helvetica; font-size: 10px; line-height: 12px; color: #1A1A1A; text-align: justify; margin-bottom: -1px; margin-left: 53px; border: 1px solid #E7E7E7; border-right: 5px solid #292929; border-left: 5px solid #292929; margin-right: 0px; border-radius: 20px; border-top-left-radius: 20px; margin-top: -46px;]✧ Words- 1770 |
█ ”Do you ever wonder why girls always go to the bathroom in pairs?” the red haired A/V vice president thought out loud as he walked through the school courtyard with his fellow A/V bro.
“Oi, it’s too early in the morning to be thinking about the mysteries of life,” The Italian pause to yawn. The two had barely said good morning to each other and the first comprehendible thing he asks is the question every boy has – and always will - wonder until the end of time. The blonde threw his arms over his head and leaned back so every part of his body was stretched and prepared for the long day of school ahead of him.
“I know, but it’s always bugged me, bro! I need answers,” Ryu waited for Nevi to finish stretching so they could continue to walk together. The musician looked much more awake now. He chuckled as Ryu’s genuine concern and curiosity. “I don’t know, man. Why don’t you ask the ragazze?”
“That could work…” the A/V subordinate rubbed his chin in thought. “OR! We could investigate ourselves.” Ryu grinned at his friend. Nevi would never be one to pass up an investigation. But after seeing a hint of skepticism on his face, the red head added more of an incentive, “C’mon, dude! We could even videotape our excursion into the ladies room and make it an A/V project.”
“It sounds a bit risky to me,” the duo ascended the stars towards their classrooms as Nevi doubted the logic behind Ryu’s plan. Before the third year continued up to the floor where his homeroom met, Ryu gave it one last shot at convincing his compadre to give in to his curiosity.
“This isn’t just for the sake of our own benefit. It’s for bros everywhere who are racking their brain trying to figure out the mystery of the girl’s toilet!” A gleam in his lone emerald eyes, Ryu looked into a distance of nothing visible but to his own mind. Then, placing a stern hand on Nevi’s shoulder he looked the Italian square in the eye with a grin and said, “For the sake of men – present and future – this is a risk I’m willing to take.”
His bandmate’s hope of inspiring the Italian to help him with his dangerous quest was enough to at least get a chuckle of amusement from Nevi. Somehow, Ryu was right. “Okay then. First thing after school, meet at the club room.” He couldn’t help but give in.
“YES!” Ryu enthusiastically threw his fist in the air. “I’ll see you after school then!” the second-year waved to his bro before running down the hallway to his classroom.
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“All right. Now get in there and document the ladies powder room while I stay out here and stand guard,” The A/V leaders had already grabbed the camera and equipment from the club room before venturing to what they thought would be the least crowded bathroom in the school. Most students had left to go home or were in clubs at the moment, so the hallways were mostly empty. They hadn’t seen anyone enter or exit into the bathroom they were investigating for the few minutes that they had arrived. “Well, In bocca al lupo!” Nevi cheered on his friend –wishing him good luck by giving him an enthusiastic slap to the back.
This caught Ryu off balance and he almost crashed into the door leading to the woman’s restroom. His first priority was to make sure he didn’t break the camera he was holding, but he managed to catch his balance before he fell over. “What?! You’re not coming in with me?”
“Oi! Fist rule of the unspoken bro code: never enter the bathroom the same time as another bro if at all avoidable.”
“But this isn’t the same!”
“Someone has to make sure we aren’t discovered creeping. If a chick came in on you while you were taping, you’d be dead for sure!” the president of their club made a valid point.
Well, it looked like it was all up to him! Ryu turned on the video camera to test the lighting and audio to make sure they worked when he entered ‘the danger zone’ Pressing the record button, he gave Nevi a final nod before documenting what he was about to encounter.
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“I just can’t stand these yellow dresses. I mean, I love to dress up as much as the next girl, but these uniforms are an abomination,” the princess type hostess complained to her best friend as she slipped off her school uniform to change into one of their hostess costumes.
“Well, I’m sure it has its purpose,” the musical type assured her upperclassman from the bathroom stall on her left. “How does your outfit fit you?” Kitty opened the door and looked into the full-body mirror on the wall of the girl’s bathroom. It was Super Hero theme at the hostess club today. The guitarist had on a fitting strapless blue dress that flowed loosely around her hips. Her legs were covered by black tights and her tall black boots. And of course – what would a super hero be without her long black cape that was tied around her neck.
“Almost finished. Thanks for coming to the bathroom with me, Kitty. I really had to pee and it was just convenient to change here,” Kikue talked to her through the stall door and Kitty moved to the sink to wash her hands. “It’s really no problem!” her cheeful smile reflected in her voice as she picked up a cloth to dry her hands before putting it in the waste bin.
“Woah, Kitty! You look like a rock star super hero!” the bluenette grinned as she emerged from her own stall that she had changed in. “You look pretty fierce yourself, Miss super hero princess,” the girls giggled as Kitty gave a small bow as if Kikue were real royalty. Her costume was little more revealing than Kitty’s. Her bright teal unitard was complimented with a royal blue mini-skirt. Her matching leather boots came just above the knee, and she had a blue cape of her own. “I just have to add a few more touches,” Kikue focused at her reflection in the mirror as she put her tiara on top of her head and moved on to her makeup.
As the girls were finishing up, someone else entered the bathroom. It didn’t matter much to them that someone saw them in costume aside from their guests, but the mumbling from the doorway was what raised Kitty’s suspicion.
“I’m about to answer the age old question that men have been asking for centuries: What’s in the women’s bathroom? Is it an undiscovered utopia to never be experienced by men? And why do girls always powder their noses in pairs?”
“Ryu?” The fire haired boy looked up from his camera to see the female guitarist standing in front of him. What were the odds that Kitty, of all the girls at Ouran, would be in that bathroom? Ryu went pale with fear. “What the hell are you doing?” Kitty scowled at him, putting her hands on her hips. Backing into a corner, Ryu couldn’t help but both cower at how he would be punished and admire her sexy outfit at the same time. But before he could mumble a single word, his real nightmare appeared behind the kitten.
Kikue was furious! She wouldn’t let any other boy casually tour the girls bathroom, much less let her perverted friend, Ryu go any further than the entrance to the powder room. “You perverted bastard…” Her face turned red with fury and her squinted eyes shot daggers as she walked closer to the A/V idiot.
“I-I’m sorry, Keeks! Please forgive me!” he hugged onto his camera as he tried to plead for his life, “It was a mistake!”
“A mistake?” her voice rose louder, “It was a mistake that you brought a camera into the girls bathroom and start mumbling to yourself about the bathroom patterns we have?!!!” he threw her hand in the air, still nearing a frightened Ryu. Oh shit- the super hero Hulk fit Kikue’s image more than a princess did at the moment. “We go in pairs... SO WE CAN PROTECT EACH OTHER FROM PERVERTS LIKE YOU!!!”
The fully ‘transformed’ she-hulk lost her temper with the boy and, with all her might, kicked him where it hurt the worst – right between the legs. Anyone with those parts didn’t belong in this bathroom anyways. Ryu let out a cry of pain as he fell to the ground. Kneeling, the boy tried to catch his own breath as he looked into Kitty’s blue eyes and reached a weak, pleading hand to her, “Kitty – my hero…” his weak voice called out. The ravenette, who was standing back watching this scene had to cover her mouth with her hand to keep herself from laughing. She felt a little sorry for Ryu who stood no chance against a raging Kikue, but this was his own fault. “Sorry, Ryu. You brought this on yourself.”
As if this was some kind of approval for the bluenette to carry on, Kikue knelt to where Ryu was on the ground and grabbed his collar. “You better hope I never hear you trying to pull something like this off again… Or else I won’t be so nice. Now where is your partner in crime?!” Her hands choked his neck against the wall. She knew Nevi wouldn’t have let him get away with such a stunt on his own.
“Ryu! What happened?!” A blonde head stuck through a crack in the door and looked to see what was taking his bro so long. After seeing the two girls of the musical quartet, Nevi immediately understood the danger both he and his friend were in. “Well… Ciao!” The Italian got a head start down the hall before Kikue sprinted after him. “DEMIO NEVILLE FERRAVIA!”[/b][/color] the bluenette shouted after him, raising her ‘magical’ super hero princess scepter above her head. “Get your ass back here and face the music, you perv! I’ll beat some sense into you worthless boys!”
Nevi laughed at his female rival’s outburst as he continued to attempt his escape.
“Kiku-chan! We have to go back to the Hostess Club!” Kitty called down the hall after them. It was probably no use. Ryu was the last to exit the bathroom and the ravenette frowned at him as the one-eyed red-head fiddled with the buttons on his camera. “Yes!” he called in triumph. “I caught it all on film!”
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