the smallest oopses

[ʈʊɳɑ]

CHARACTERS,
kotori kagetsu; an aspiring young actress who's working on the first drama series she stars in. desperately wants to be friends with demio. a bubbly, clumsy, but extremely energetic (not to mention talkative) girl of... however old she is. go figure.

demio ferravia; an experienced actor who is also kotori's co-star. dislikes kotori intensely and thinks she's a talentless, good for nothing flower vase.

chouko kagetsu; older sister of kotori, girlfriend of demio, and also the 'grandmother' in the drama. yandere. cougar.

vivien de luca; boyfriend of kotori. no, this is not weird at all.

GENRE,
crack, general oocness and pointlessness.

NOTES,
how do you write drabbles? idek. but uhh, blame this on tear for mentioning how difficult it can be to use other people's characters in fics. and... yeah. i've always wanted to do something that involves 'bloopers,' and 'behind the scenes,' so, there y'have it. (Y) also, i totally just realized that 'chouko-nee' sounds almost like 'chocolate.' what.


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"Director!" a hand shot into the air, the pair of grayish blue eyes blinked almost fervently out of pure excitement, twin braids bouncing against her back, "Director! I have a question for you!"

Less than enthusiastic, the figure addressed by the young actress shifted her attention. "What is it this time, Kagetsu?"

"Oh! Yes! I was just wondering, 'cause I totally wasn't listening when you answered me the last time, but," her footing light, Kotori's previously waving hand moved down to the length of one of her braids, "Is my character gonna get a haircut in one of the episodes? I mean, it's unnatural for someone in real life to have hair as long as hers, and this wig is pretty heavy so I'm kind of having trouble moving around... what if I step on my own hair halfway through? Or rather, hers, not mine, really, since I'm not actually Kotori Kagetsu- even though that's my name and all... but, uhm-"

A momentary silence, before the actress looked to her side blinkingly, where a sunshine-haired lad stood, "Funny that our characters have the same names as us, huh, Demio-san?"

Slowly, the sky-coloured orbs turned to Kotori, and the foreign actor stared down at his co-star, "I'll pretend that was a rhetorical question."

Kotori pouted, frowning slightly, "Ah... well, it wasn't, really, but it's fine if that's what you prefer. I suppose. Even if I don't really like that since I'm very keen-" the emotionless stare he was giving her, continued, "... Very keen on being friends-" and continued, "... With..." and still continued, "... With... y-" she paused her words, vision gradually peeling from the Italian to look back to the director, "... I'll just stop talking now."


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Episode xx. Act 1. Scene 1. Take 7.


"... Next door isn't 'far, far away,' dear." Chouko sighed, "Be a good girl, Kotori, what has granny always taught you? Don't just act like a good host, learn to enjoy the company of your company, as well."

"As you wish, obaachan!" Kotori responded with a smile.

Chouko blinked, "What?"

The smile on Kotori's face froze. Sweat began to run down behind her head as she did everything she could to prevent herself from glancing to the director, in fear that she would only see a less than pleased face, "Th-That is... 'I do want his company-'" another pause, and Kotori quickly licked her lips, "I mean- I don't. 'I don't want his company'- uhm, uhm... obaa- Chouko-nee, your expression is really scary- your old lady makeup is cracking- and please stop smiling- y-you're starting to look like Kotori- me- uhh, my character-"

"Are you a boyfriend snatcher, Kotori-chan?" asked Chouko, beaming, her head tilted to one side as she took a step towards her younger sister. "And what did you say about not wanting Nevi's company, hnn?"

"No... no. I just... that was the line I was given- and-" her hands waving before herself defensively, Kotori quickly took her steps backward, ready to flee from the set any moment now, "I just want to be friends- with Demio-san- I-" "Just because you're co-starring in the same drama, doesn't give you the right to oogle at your sister's boyfriend, does it?"

"I didn't-" words unfinished, Kotori suddenly disappeared. Or rather, she had stepped on and tripped over the briefcase that was previously in her possession, and had fallen right on her bottom.

"CUT!"

Kotori groaned with a wince, finally sliding her vision to where the director sat.


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Episode xx. Act 1. Scene 2. Take 2.


"Don't go. Stay."

Kotori blinked, glancing over her shoulder to her co-star before her vision then slid down to the sleeve he was holding onto.

She grinned.

"Is this a symbol of our friendship, Demio-san? Do you finally care now that I'm leaving you?"

"No. This is me, being in character, and you, out of." Nevi stated blandly.

...

"CUT!"


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Episode xx. Act 1. Scene 2. Take 9.


"CUT!"

"Get up. You're an embarrassment to look at." Nevi said, light blue orbs staring down at the girl who had fallen flat on her face when he reached for her arm, but had - instead - pulled off her wig by one of its braids. One foot raised, he nudged her side with the front of his shoe. "The faster you forget the pain, the quicker we'll be able to finish this."

"But it hurts, Demio-san! My lips are bleeding, I can feel it."

"I don't care."

"You can't say that when we're co-stars!" Kotori whined from the ground, "What if we're told to kiss in the next episode? You'd be drinking my blood by accident, and it'd make you look like a vampire! I-I mean, you don't even have an endless amount of glittery stuff- well, Ferravia-kun does, but you don't, and-"

Nevi's left brow arched, a sense of apathy veiling his face, "Who even told you there's kiss scenes?"

"Well, it's a high school drama, for one! ... And even if there's no kiss scenes," the actress continued to whine as she slowly set herself up into a sitting position and stared up at the Italian, right hand index finger dabbing at her bottom lip in search of any possible injuries, "We still have to stare at one another as co-stars! Not to mention how flawless my face has to be if it's gonna appear on TV. Plus it was your mistake to begin with. You made me fall. I can't overlook that even if we're frien-" she frowned, gaze flickering when she noticed the sudden light that came from the apartment door behind Nevi.

Kotori stared as Chouko smiled at her from the crack, one hand holding a kitchen knife.

The blacklette gulped, slowly looking back up to Nevi, "Please learn to control your girlfriend's jealousy, Demio-san; all I mentioned was 'kiss scenes.'"


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Cellphone pressed against her left cheek, there was a frown on Kotori's face as she took the cigarette out from between her lips, "But baby-" she said, turning around from the view of cityscape so she could lean her back against the railing, "It's not my fault! Other people made mistakes too, and-" her eyes fluttered and her brows furrowed further, "J-Just... I'll be late tonight, so you don't have to stay up and wait for me. Go to bed early, I know you're tir-"

Click.

Kotori blinked, pulling her communication device away from her ear to stare at it. Did he just-?

Just then, something inside her snapped.

"Screw you, Vivien!"

Vein thumping on her forehead, Kotori pulled her arm back, took a step forward, and threw her cellphone down the flight of stairs outside the studio with all her might.

Thunk.

The phone bounced from the wall and Kotori could only stare with her mouth slightly open, when she saw a figure with blonde hair who was vanished from her view.

Crash.

"Shiii-" Eyes instantly wide, Kotori flailed her arms in the air, panicking as she raced to the fallen individual, "D-Demio-san-!"


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... yeah, i really don't know what i just wrote. it was a good idea when it was only inside my head, k?

[tearing]

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FISH, WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY. / DED
gimmie your sense of humour plz. B|

nevi, please make a quick recovery from the hospital! 8)
now go and write more, bro.