TAKE IT.

[risa]

There was nothing particularly eventful that had went on the night before. Koichi Tachibana was reminded of that when he didn't wake up with a hangover. With blinking eyes, he stared up at the ceiling of his bedroom. Eighteen years old and not a real responsibility to get him up earlier on a Sunday morning.

Movement came from the other side of the bed and Koichi's green eyes slid to their corners. Giving a blink, he rolled to his left side and gave the other occupant a devious grin. Stretching out his right hand and wiggling individual fingers like it was a spider's legs, it went to the large lump of bed linen that was hiding a human body beneath it.

"Time to get up." He sang as the lump moved erratically under his tickle. "I'll be more vicious if you don't get the fuck up." The brunette stared at the pulled fabric. He waited and when he heard slow breathing again that resembled something like sleeping, he moved away. He sat up, tossed his legs around to the side of the bed and dropped his feet on the floor. With a tired sigh, he slid his feet, walking around to the other side of the bed. Koichi grabbed a side of the comforter with both hands and like performing a magic trick, ripped the blanket away from his bed.

Tossing the fabric to the floor, he stood over a half-naked blonde who was in a fetal position due to the sudden chill around her. Half-naked himself, standing in a pair of shorts, he crossed his arms over his chest. Raising an eyebrow, the brunette was less than pleased with the result. She was sleeping again right after the interruption like an only slightly disturbed cat.

"All...Right." He said as irritation began to swell. "Let's get serious then." He gave a quick glance to his left side and took a few steps backward. His vision narrowed and took a few hurried steps. Aiming for her, he hopped and threw himself into the air to belly flop onto her.

"Testicle Terminator!" The blonde's eyes snapped open and she moved her leg outward. She gave three quick kicks to that very sensitive area as Koichi's eyes widened.

"Uh!" Koichi offered, hearing his own voice echo in his head as the kick threw him off the bed. His body rolled as an area in shorts felt engulfed in pain.

"I hope that was good for you." Marion Sue sat on the end of the bed, her feet on the floor, looking down on Koichi as if she had just reprimanded a servant.

"Y-You..." The Tachibana's face was strained as he was only able to get to his knees. With both arms folded between his legs, cradling any manhood he had left, he began to sweat as veins thumped on his forehead. "You'd better be gentle with him or he's going to stop working for you!" He threatened loudly.

"Should I blow on it?" She blinked at him. "Or, how 'bout a nice pat on the-" She said, sliding off the bed and extending her hand to him.

"No!" He yelled, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he continued to hold his groin. He fell over on his side with a thump while in a mostly fetal position, aside from the crotch grabbing.

"I'll look at it then." Marion announced with a cat-like smile and crawled toward him.

"No touching!" Koichi kicked his leg and planted his foot gently in the middle of Marion's face.

"Your feet stink!" She said smacking it away. "If you're gonna keep bitchin', I'm going back to bed." She rose up from the floor and carried the blanket back to bed with her. With Marion again as a 'blanket lump', Koichi stared up at her dully from the floor.

"Leaving me on the floor when I had a present for you?!" He shot up and crossed his arms over his chest as the lump began to move around like a cat trapped under a blanket. Upside down, Marion stuck her out from the side of the bed.

"I don't need anymore underwear." She stared at him blankly. "The kind you get don't have the center part." She continued as Koichi's eyebrow twitched.

"It's not underwear." He sighed. "It's something important. I was supposed to give it to you last night." He told her, throwing her a couple quick glances as she removed the covers. She was getting curious and he gave a turn away from her. Smiling sneakily, his eyes slid around, waiting for her to beg him for the present. He heard movement from the other side of his room and caught a pair of dirty pants on his head.

"What're you doing?" Koichi glared after removing the pair of pants. His girlfriend was rummaging through his clothes from last night before moving to his desk to open drawers.

"Where'd you hide my present?" She looked over at him with a blink. When he just stared at her unenthusiastically, she went back to searching on her own. "Hot or cold?" She asked without looking at him as she opened the closet doors and disappeared inside for a few moments.

Koichi took the opportunity to throw on a t-shirt she'd tossed in his direction. With a sigh, he hopped onto his bed and folded his legs inward. He waited and after a few minutes, she reemerged from his closet, ultimately defeated.

"Didn't find it, did you?" He smirked.

"Tell me!" She said, swan diving onto his bed. "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!" She yelled as she rolled from side to side repeatedly in front of him.

"Alright." He said and she stopped, laying on her back in front of him. "Here. Take it." He said, placing a small box in her cleavage.

"Whoa. Fits right in there." She said, sounding amazed. Her right hand plucked the small box up as Koichi watched her.

"Not very snug though." He grinned mischievously as his eyes slid away to the right.

Marion opened the small box and inside was a ring. She stared for a moment but then turned her head to Koichi and glared at him.

"With this ring, I vow to only have sex with you. You can get fat all you want because I'll still love you and marry you eventually." He let an arm fly out as he presented his proclamation while his other arm was curled letting his palm lay over his heart.

"It's flesh colored." Marion stated and pulled the ring out. "It's too big for my fing-" She started but suddenly, it started to vibrate. Marion's eyes went blank and Koichi smiled expectantly. "Ah! I know what this is for!" She suddenly began to sparkle. "I'm going to use this with my other boyfriend!" The blonde turned away and chuckled evilly to herself as she slipped the stretchy ring onto all five of her fingers. She began playing with it as Koichi seethed behind her.

"You'd better not be messing around. I forgave you last time but that better not be happening again!" He yelled and turned her to him to snatch the ring off of her fingers. "I was going to get you a real one after I'm done University but fuck if I'll be bothered now. Showing your sand bags to everyone behind my back." He pouted while closing his eyes.

"Tch! Acting all innocent! You were a cheater too!" Marion sat up and pouted at him. "I'm not cheating anymore! I was making fun of you for your shitty ring. I don't even get to wear it." She huffed. "I want a great big diamond so I can use it to cut things like a knife and shatter glass." She brought her knees to her chest and grinned while Koichi stared at her dully.

"I'll buy you one of those if you don't cheat." He told her with a raised eyebrow.

"Heh! I'll let you give it to me if you don't cheat." She continued to grin and poked his nose.

[ʈʊɳɑ]

"Whoa. Fits right in there."

LOLOL i have no idea why that's so funny to me, omfg. maybe 'cause it's totally ic.

and you wrote marion beautifully, wife, YOU DID, AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, BABUU. * AAAA * ... yeup, all our characters will just be comedy duos forever when they're put together for something. totally would happen even when it's something like a proposal, nbd at all.

p.s., where's that thread for the nevikue proposal, you guys?

k now brb still laughing.