Post by ARI ♏ on Aug 1, 2013 20:16:00 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true] [atrb=width,400,bTable] {{ AND I'VE LEARNED TO LIVE – HALF- ALIVE. OOC: So originally, this was a Valentine's Day fic. And a couple of days ago, I found it and just rewrote the ENTIRE thing, because I didn't want to give Vy crappy writing. She deserves quality. Quality shit that is. Have some horse manure writing. Poop poop poop. ...heehee. 'poop'. k on with the story ~~~ He couldn’t believe he had to spend Valentine’s Day with the Gorilla, of all people. He would have much preferred to have just stayed home reading manga, but nooo, the Gorilla had had to decide that they should spend Valentine’s Day together, since they were a couple and everything now. And thanks to that stupid bet, he had no way to refuse her. Now he would have to spend the entire day walking around with Emi and watching other couples acting all mushy. Ugh. Disgusting. Mentally grumbling, Yoite strolled down the street, heading towards the corner where the Gorilla had ordered him to meet her. Well, maybe this day wouldn’t be a complete loss. Maybe he could buy the newest volume of his manga at some store without having Emi notice. If he thought he was going to be spending all his money on her, she was dead wrong; there was manga that needed to bought. He had to know what was going on in the latest chapters of Doki Doki Boyfriend! Soon enough, he spotted the Gorilla, peering in to a shop window. But she wasn’t alone; beside her, pointing enthusiastically towards the wares in the window, was a complete stranger. Yoite slowed down his pace and narrowed his one good eye. Who was that man? He had never seen him before in his life. Why was he standing so close to the Gorilla? Why was she letting him stand so close to her? Were they flirting? Was she actually flirting with another guy right before their date? Of course. Of freaking course. Trust the Gorilla to do something stupid like that. Right then, the guy said something that made Emi giggle. Without even pausing to think, Yoite picked up his pace again, walking quickly towards the girl and her friend with a somewhat murderous look on his face. No one flirted with his girlfriend except- well, not him, but- just, no one got to flirt with her, okay?! He came to halt in front of the two. "Oi," Yoite growled, in a tone that didn’t exactly scream of joy. Emi began to turn around, a smile on her face, but before she could say anything Yoite had grabbed on to the back of the other male’s shirt. "Don’t hit on my girlfriend." he hissed, before shoving the guy to the side. He hadn’t meant to be so violent, but this guy was apparently a lightweight. He went flying in to the nearest object- which just happened to be a trash bin. With a yelp, the stranger tumbled headfirst in to the bin. "What the hell, Yoite?!" The male winced at the high-pitched shriek. Scowling, he turned around to face his very-angry girlfriend. "He was flirting with you," he explained, staring defiantly down at the Gorilla. He was totally in the right here. She shouldn’t have been flirting with that other guy, not right before their date. There was nothing she could say to make him regret what he had done. "No, he wasn’t!" …What? Yoite blinked. "No, he was," he replied, sounding a little less sure than he had before. "I saw you two talking. You were laughing." "He was trying to sell me some shoes!" Emi yelled, gesturing angrily towards the shop window that they were standing in front of-which, now that Yoite actually took a moment to look, was filled with pairs of shoes out on display. "He was being funny! You just threw my shoe guy in to a trash bin! I cannot believe you!" Raising his hands defensively, Yoite took a step back from the furious girl. Okay, well, shit. Now she was mad. And when she was mad, the Gorilla tended to throw things. Surreptitiously, the Tsukami checked around to see if there were any benches nearby that weren’t chained to the ground. He’d like to not get a concussion today. "Well, how was I supposed to know?" he snapped back at her, refusing to feel ashamed for his mistake. That guy had probably deserved to get thrown in to a trash bin anyways! "Why did you even need to do that anyways?" Emi yelled back, stamping her high-heeled foot angrily on the pavement. "You’re such a moron! Just because you’re jealous-" as soon as the word had left her mouth, she paused. A gleam seemed to enter her eye, one that Yoite didn’t like one bit. Foregoing her previously furious expression, the girl tilted both corners of her mouth up in a smirk. "You were jealous!" she declared, pointing a manicured nail at him triumphantly. What? What? "No!" Yoite replied hurriedly. "Not jealous! Not at all! Why would I be jealous? Stupid Gorilla." He attempted to scoff. Sure, he hadn’t liked it when he had thought that guy was hitting on Emi, but it hadn’t been jealous. Hell no! It had just been….uh….something else. Definitely. "You were~!" she sang out teasingly, before turning around and beginning to walk away. Yoite quickly tagged after her. "Was not!" he yelled at her back. And that was basically how the rest of their date went. |
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