Post by ʈʊɳɑ on Jul 4, 2012 18:48:09 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0px,true] [atrb=style,background-color: #e1e1e1; padding: 10px; opacity: 0.8; border-top: #998899 solid 5px; -moz-border-radius-topleft: 200px; border-radius: 200px 0px 0px 0px;][atrb=width,440,true] LET'S RUN AWAY AND DON'T EVER LOOK BACK, MY HEART STOPS WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME. JUST ONE TOUCH, NOW BABY I BELIEVE. THIS IS REAL, SO TAKE A CHANCE AND DON'T EVER LOOK BACK. DON'T EVER LOOK BACK. I'MMA GET YOUR HEART RACING IN MY SKIN-TIGHT JEANS, BE YOUR TEENAGE DREAM TONIGHT. LET YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME IN MY SKIN-TIGHT JEANS, BE YOUR TEENAGE DREAM... characters, |
genre,[/font] comedy.
notes,[/font] since i posted it on the other fansite way back when so, might as well shamelessly do it again before i do that satoru x yanmei fanfic. \o\ ... not that this is even in 'fanfic' format. lawl.[/div]
“ Hey! Hey! What's up, bro~ Rion here! Well, obviously I ain't anywhere close to being available right now so hurry and leave a message if you want a reply anytime soon! Now, go go go go go! Also, Lily, I didn't eat your stinkin' pudding so get
over it. Anyways, ci- ”
*sound of a dog barking happily*
“ ... Holy shi- CHRIS. CHRRRIIIS! YOUR DO- god damn, someone get that BITCH outta my room! She's pissing on my bed AND chewing up my homewor- wait! That's my favourite bra you fuc- ”
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212-645-3783 ( MOTHER HEN )
“ Amaigawd! Marie! Marie! Marie! ... Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie!!! Are you being a good little girl, Mommy's honey bunny pooh bear sugar gumdrop cuppy cake sweetie pie? Okay! Okay! Alright! So like, there was this- ”
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212-645-3783 ( MOTHER HEN )
“ Hrrrnng! Marie! Why did your voicemail thingy hang up on Mommy!? Mommy had something super important to say, you know? Something super important which was... which wa... was... ah... n... ne! ... Hah, strange, what was it that I'd wanted to tell Marie again? Oh dear, silly me, I can't seem to remember at all! Is this a part of aging? Nnn, but you'll still love Mommy the most even when she's all wrinkly and in a wheelchair, right, honey bunch? Nee~? Awww, that's adorable! Daddy! Daddy! Darling! Come quick, Marie just said she loves Mommy the mostest of most in this whole wide worl- ah, not NOW, teddy! Wait awhile, geez! Tee hee, not- ah, wait, wait-! H-HONEY! Nooo-uh! The twins are watching TV outside a-and I'm still on the phone with Marie! Kya! You're so naughty, dearest- ”
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905-881-5678 ( CAESAR SALAD )
“ Sue. Stop stealing my glasses. Go get your own if you want a pair that badly and return mine to me. ... Leave them on my desk in the student council room. Then you're free to go. Don't wait for me. I don't want you to. ”
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080-7833-2679 ( HOME )
“ M-Miss Marion... uhm. Hello! This is Kayley. We, uhm- well, you see, the new maid uniforms came in today, and... and on behalf of the... servants, I was just wondering if- ”
“ Hurry up and ask her if she's OUT OF HER MIND! I mean SERIOUSLY, who the HELL is ever gonna wear something like THAT?! Not ME, that's for sure! ”
“ Wha-? But I can't just-... WAIT! What're you doi- STOP! Alright! Alright! I'll-... ah, er, Miss Marion? ... Uhmm- ”
“ Oh, enough with your stuttering and gimme that phone! ... A-Alright! 'Kay, let's do thi-... Miss... Miss Marion? We... we just wanted to ask if you'd resubmitted the uniform order, 'cause the ones they sent over just now are NOTHING MORE THAN STRINGS. We really don't want to play half-naked volleyball again so please stop it with the practical jokes. Th-Thank you! And see you when you get home from school! ”
“ ... Hey! Don't just shove the phone back to me after YOU've scolded her! ... Eeeee... now she's gonna get mad and we'll be SO screwed... ”
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080-726-9072 ( BRA BURNER )
“ This is Marion Sue's number, isn't it? It's Toshiko Yuzuru, STUPID, and I just wanted to let you know that I DO NOT appreciate getting twenty thousand packs of CONDOMS as a Christmas present; I would much rather you give me NOTHING at all! In fact, I'd be more than HAPPY if you don't, ever again. Saves me the trouble of having to DISPOSE of any crap YOU send. So... so yeah! Quit it before I call the cops on you! ”
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212-323-3783 ( OLD MAN )
“ ... Charlotte? Did you block your Mother's number again? She's been bawling like a child for the past half an hour. Unblock her immediately, or there will be consequences. ... Post script - are you getting along with the Nakamura boy? ”
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080-467-7735 ( LILY BILLY )
“ ... So that's where my pudding went... but, by any means - please stop 'forgetting' to go to your extra help classes, Mary. This is the fifth time your math teacher had to contact ME instead; redirecting his calls to my cellphone isn't a mature thing to do, and I'm sure neither Father nor Mother would want to hear about this in my next repor-... phone call. And please change that dreadful voicemail message; be more considerate of all the people who have to endure all your foul language, alright? Even you can refrain yourself if you put some effort into it, Mary, all you need to do is try. ”
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905-881-5678 ( CAESAR SALAD )
“ What's this that I just heard, Sue? Are you really so stupid that you'd send a copy of that... of what you forced me to watch in the student council room TO my Father? Is this some kind of joke? I take back what I said earlier - wait for me once you return my glasses so I can report you to the principal. ”
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212-323-3783 ( OLD MAN )
“ ... Why is your Mother still blocked? Do as I say, Charlotte, or it's off to Africa for you. ”
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080-719-0487 ( CHRISSY POOP )
“ Can't you ever stop yourself from using such profane language Mary? It's so shameful that I have to have someone like you as a sister. And Zoey is not a 'bitch', stupid, the technical term is 'female canine' - stop embarrassing yourself already... not that it's much of a surprise considering your lack of smarts. But I figured that it's only right if I help you out a little with my obviously much more superior intelligence level. By the way, I merely called to annoy you - don't bother phoning back 'cause I don't want one of your messages in my inbox. ”
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080-365-2570 ( CAPTAIN UNDER-LIL-PANTS )
“ Where the hell are you, Marion Whatever-The-Hell-Your-Middle-Name-Is Sue!? Don't you DARE skip practice again 'cause IF YOU DO, rest assured that I will personally go and... and... just get your ass over! I'm not repeating myself a second time, you hear me?! And don't use your Father as an excuse again, got it?! And how many GRANDMOTHERS do you have anyway?! At least six of them's died in the past two months! Do you take me for an idiot?! How DARE you, Marion Sue! HOW DARE YOU!! Ohh, when I GET MY HANDS ON YOU one of these days... you are SO getting a shovel in your face. I'll make ABSOLUTE sure of it!! ”
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080-797-5676 ( GRUMPY BEAR )
“ I know you were bored and feeling horny, woman, but did you have to go and record a SEX TAPE of your butler banging one of your house maids and then spamming me with it at three in the morning? Like it wasn't enough that you made me LISTEN to it in the middle of the night last time. What kind of kinky ass whore are you? Go get laid somewhere if you're this desperate, god. ”
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212-645-3783 ( MOTHER HEN )
“ Hello? H-Hello- amaigawd! AMAIGAWD, MARIE! You finally decided to unblock Mommy! Amaigawd, amaigawd, amaigawwwwd!!! Daddy! DADDY!! MARIE FINALLY UNBLOC- ”
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blocked number: 212-645-3783 ( MOTHER HEN )
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blocked number: 212-645-3783 ( MOTHER HEN )
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blocked number: 212-645-3783 ( MOTHER HEN )
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blocked number: 212-645-3783 ( MOTHER HEN )
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212-323-3783 ( OLD MAN )
“ You have till tomorrow morning to pack your things before the jet gets there. All the best surviving in Africa, daughter. ”
made by ayu from back to neverland
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